Well, it would make a change from all those teaching sisters with straps, like some of my ex-catholic pals were complaining about over in AFA-land… anyhow, the Adelaide Catholic Diocese is on hard times in monetary terms.

May one humbly suggest either

zz vestments high mass purple Cash strapped?

product placement,

or even

ZZ uppu skirtu popu Cash strapped?

the adult entertainment market?